Kim Kardashian, entrepreneur and billionaire law student, just wore a daringly see-through bikini that’s got me wondering whether it’s even waterproof. I mean, just look at these photos she posted from some idyllic beach:
The woman is absolutely soaked through! It’s definitely sexy, and we’re pretty sure she designed the two-piece herself for her Skims line, but dang… that’s thin material. I guess it’s meant less for swimming in the ocean and more for posing on the sand, which we get.
There’s a market for that. Still, remember when Kim’s sister Khloé had to explain that most people have a crotch wider than a postage stamp? Maybe Khlo can give her a talk about “lining” too.
Truly unbothered, Kardashian wrote on Instagram, “Life tip – do you.” Sooooo true, Kimberly. And those wise words fit much better on a decorative pillow or bumper sticker than her previous life tip: “I have the best advice for women and business: Get your fucking ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days.
You have to surround yourself with people that want to work. Have a good work environment where everyone loves what they do because you have one life. No toxic work environments… show up and do the work.”
Eagle-eyed viewers may have spotted that in the beach pictures, Kim Kardashian’s hair is significantly lighter than the honey locks she just debuted, suggesting that this is a throwback post. As Kim revealed on The Kardashians, she uses every spare minute to bank social media content, so of course she did an extra photo shoot or two on this gorgeous beach.
I just hope she also had extra sunscreen, because there is no way her sensitive areas are protected from UV rays, right? Safety first, people. Health and safety first. Stay hydrated. Someone get this woman a coconut with a straw in it, stat.