Your Patriotic Duty Is to Buy More Sh*t

Our approach to recovery is ill-fitting and out-of-touch, not to mention disgusting. Have we learned nothing? A…

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We’ll Never Recover Fully Until All Americans Understand Capitalism

The veil has been lifted, and it’s time. There is much to applaud in President Biden’s plan…

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The Class of 2000 Are the Most Geriatric Millennials

Born in 1978, The Millennial Class entered the workforce right before 9/11 — and we’ve earned…

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The 10 Most Important Lines From President Biden’s Address

In case you missed it, friends. The most amusing shot in Wednesday night’s broadcast of the president’s…

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Why It Wasn’t a ‘State of the Union’ Address

The first address by the president to a joint session of Congress is called just that:…

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If You’re Posting Travel Pics Already, Know This: Everyone Hates You

Keep your travelgrams to yourself. Nope! It’s just too soon. Pardon the overt social shame, but if…

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A Brief History of Anti-Asian Racism Pretending It’s Not Racist

Humans are notoriously terrible at accurately assessing themselves. That’s why medical researchers question the validity of…

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Is Good-Faith Debate a Thing of the Past?

We’re misinterpreting the other side on purpose because it makes arguing easier. Last August, the actress Julia…

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Stress Balls Are a Sign of Our Overworked Culture

The predominant tack of mainstream work culture has been to offload as many responsibilities as possible…

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‘Most Cops Don’t Violate the Rules. It’s Just That the Rules Are Horrific.’

GEN: Many people associate police with the use of force, often violent — but what is…

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What Puerto Rico’s State of Emergency Means to a Mother Who Lost Her Daughter to Domestic Violence

Activists, survivors, and families have been calling for the government to take action since 2018. Nearly three…

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You’re Lucky Workers Are Only Asking for $15 an Hour

American society is uniquely designed to enforce and accept the mindset that helping the lower class…

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